Superhero Valentine

I met her on the fly On a night I was losing my shirt I guess she thought it would hurt That’s why she stopped me from falling But I could only smile For a while Cos I felt like a jerk I just wanted to flirt She couldn’t stop me from falling For her Superhero valentine Always gone in the nick of time She can’t ever keep a reservation My invincible super-wife I may be her kryptonite Cos she’s Always saving someone else’s life And never home for mine I took her on a date To the best restaurant I could find But she had to fly So I finished three courses I took my doggy bag Home alone And turned on the TV She ghosted me To save a bus full of children What’s that about I later found out Superhero valentine Always gone in the nick of time She can’t ever keep a reservation My invincible super-wife I may be her kryptonite Cos she’s Always saving someone else’s life And never home for mine Super… superhero… Superhero valentine Super… superhero… Superhero valentine Now Since I got with her I get kidnapped all of the time But she’s my hero life line She’s always punching their faces I’m always a pawn sacrificed in the villainy game I know all their real names And I know they don’t fear me I’m sitting here Tied to a chair, Patiently waiting for her to get there Superhero valentine Always there in the nick of time She won’t ever take a long vacation I love my super-wife I know I’m not her Kryptonite Cos she’s always saving everybody’s life But coming home to mine